Time to diddle~

baskervillehellhounds:

They don’t know how to handle sass from people outside their family.

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

bombing:

i want two million dollars in marked bills. i want each one of them to be marked with a small happy face to represent me when i receive the cash. then you can have your son back

orange money eagle!
Anonymous
jesselawsonsbuttblog:

monkeysaysficus:

deathisabitch:

myfandommindpalace:

p4ftdunk:

warblettie:

Ride in my ass

HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER IN MY ASS

"God is bigger than the bogey man in my ass."
Veggie tales is on in the other room.

Popular in my ass

Go Wherever You Wanna Go (In My Ass)Hot damn!!

YOU’RE SO CREEPY IN MY ASS

jesselawsonsbuttblog:

monkeysaysficus:

deathisabitch:

myfandommindpalace:

p4ftdunk:

warblettie:

Ride in my ass

HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER IN MY ASS

"God is bigger than the bogey man in my ass."

Veggie tales is on in the other room.

Popular in my ass

Go Wherever You Wanna Go (In My Ass)
Hot damn!!

YOU’RE SO CREEPY IN MY ASS

6reentea:

bagmilk:

my morning wood is mahogany 

What if effie trinket was your mom and a girl tried to touch it and your mom burst in like “THAT IS MAHOGANY”