Time to diddle

nsfw blog. You are warned. this is my multi-fandom blog. Achievement hunter, Homestuck, etc. Prompts and Requests are open and free of charge. Female. 18. Kentucky. Taken. Asexual.animal crossing friend code:1736-2256-3368

screamingcrawfish:

never forget that when michael and lindsay got engaged, michael tweeted about it and lindsay tweeted “i just ate a McRib”

artista-af:

yaoi basketball league

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

cosbyykidd:

juiciep:

whatisthat-velvet:

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

I’m crying.

I wonder how many of these conversations I’ve had with people lmao

I am Peele

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

michaelsleftnipple:

A C H I E V E M E N TH U N  T E R

miskatonicmayhem:

Alright but Tucker and Caboose wearing shirts that say “If found please return to Church”

Church wearing a shirt that says “I am Church, and you can keep ‘em”

Washington wearing a shirt that says “I’m not Church, but I’ll take them”

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

japhers:

the characters are fictional but the thirst is real

allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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epsilontucker:

the-meta:

Times like this, I wish that Wash had implanted Delta in Recovery One somehow. Imagine how fun that’d be…

yeah imagine an au where wash gets delta but also imagine an au where york is the one who gets epsilon and has to deal with the reds and blues

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academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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