Joel Heyman [congratulations on your cute face]
They don’t know how to handle sass from people outside their family.
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
i want two million dollars in marked bills. i want each one of them to be marked with a small happy face to represent me when i receive the cash. then you can have your son back
Ride in my ass
HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER IN MY ASS
"God is bigger than the bogey man in my ass."
Veggie tales is on in the other room.
Popular in my ass
Go Wherever You Wanna Go (In My Ass)
YOU’RE SO CREEPY IN MY ASS